From the mouth of Rhya

Rhya: "Mommy, I want a SUCKER!"
Me: "Oh, well we just had some ice cream, and too much sugar is bad for us!"
Rhya: "Momma, I want a sucker!"
Me: "Do you think that's a good idea, or bad idea?"
Rhya: "I think it's a YUMMY idea!"

Last Sunday:
Rhya: I is married!

Me: Oh, really? To who?

Rhya: Uh...Uncle Nike! (Mike)

Me: Oh! That's nice.

Rhya: He's a nice man.

Just now:

Rhya is getting sick of me catching up on computer stuff, so she pointed to a poster and said, "That sign said to get off of the computer!"